Palm Beach Pete
[Intro]
[Verse]
I heard you're a psycho
Where did your mind go?
What happened to the young you?
The one that cried boo hoo
When he went to the restroom
Where did that kid go?
Was he recruited?
Did the firm convince him
To get suited and booted?
[Chorus]
Screw loose
Screw loose
You can’t handle
the truth
Screw loose
Screw loose
Everyone's got
A screw loose
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Are you telling me
This apartment's bugged?
Are they listening
To everything?
Wow...
You mean right now?
Damn...
That takes a lot of know-how.
It's all very highbrow.
[Chorus]
Screw loose
Screw loose
You can’t handle
the truth
Screw loose
Screw loose
Everyone's got
A screw loose
Screw loose
Screw loose
Everyone's got
A screw loose
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Top secret clearance
Five-star generals
Wonder who he bribed
To compensate for his intelligence.
What was the name
Of the guy with the whistle?
Had a face like a bulldog
Pissing on a thistle.
Palm beach Pete
Yes that's it
Responds to "Hey Jeffrey"
When he wasn't expecting it
A bit of a degenerate
Hanging out with Ellen
claiming tax payer benefits
I'll be glad when this Bullshit's
is finally over with
Won't you?
[Final Chorus]
Screw loose
Screw loose
You can’t handle
the truth
Screw loose
Screw loose
Everyone's got
A screw loose
Everyone's convinced
They're seeing the truth...
Everyone's got
A screw loose.