Platform Seven
[Intro]
Seventy two virgins, yes.
step right this way.
Strap on the backpack
And press the button
But only…
When you’re a long way away
[Verse]
You are really helping.
You’re going to be remembered
Everyone will know your face.
Mainly because bits and pieces
Will be scattered all over the place.
But I digress….
[Bridge]
Jihadi John’s
A ticking time-bomb
Dressed like a ninja
holding a machine gun
[Chorus]
Roll up, roll up
Step right this way
Free backpacks
for every willing slave
Roll up Roll up
We’ll promise you heaven
But only when your body…
Is resting in the grave
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Ruling his empire
Painting the whole world black
Running round the cube of Saturn
Parked out back
He’s on the street praying
While his wives give birth
But he can’t explain the physics
Of life on Earth
[Bridge]
Jihadi John’s
A ticking time-bomb
Dressed like a ninja
holding a machine gun
[Chorus]
Roll up, roll up
Step right this way
Free backpacks
for every willing slave
Roll up Roll up
We’ll promise you heaven
But only when your body…
Is resting in the grave
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Selling Dino-Juice
to the poor blind masses
Pretending to be intelligent
While talking out their asses
Their land turned to desert
Cos they didn’t get to heaven
The Last Train to Babylon
Leaves from platform seven…
[Outro]
Don’t be late.